Smoke Two Joints

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

And it makes me feel alright

Smoke two joints in time of peace

Into the time of war

Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke some more

Yeah, that's what I do, hey

Mama she always told me, "Son you really have it bad"

Mama she always told me, "Son you do the best you can"

Then one day I met a man, she came to me and said

"I work good and I work fine but first take care of him"

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the video game

And it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

Into the time of war

Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke some more

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

One peace, one time

Funny days, funny days

Gimme that bassline

Fellas, fellas