Well my great granddad, he died of cancer
from smoking too many cigarettes
but I must confess that he did quite profess
at being the coolest motherfucker I've ever met
That's 'cause smoking makes you cool
and smoking makes you rule
so just light up a smoke
and you'll never go broke
and you'll be the most popular kid in school
the coolest kid in school
Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles
but I haven't gotten anywhere
and I made a million dollars in Camel cash
but I am still just as broke as when I started
But that's ok, 'cause smoking makes you cool
and smoking makes you rule
so just light up a smoke
and you'll never go broke
and you'll be the most popular kid in school
the coolest kid in school