Me and Snake talk about you everyday
I can't wait to see your face
And he tells me he feels the same
We lie awake, we're tired
But we can't get to sleep
I'm tired cause I've scraped through the day
He's tired because he's been out late again
And there he lies staring up with his big gay eyes
He whispers to me, "Aren't you tired? I'm tired of missing heat?"
I'll wake with Snake
He's soft inside but not as soft as you
I love that Snake
I love you more, but he's no substitute
I'll wake, I'll wake with you soon
Yesterday Snake told me about the time
When we came to meet you off the plane
We all drove home in wheels
He was proud and awfully glad that I took him out
I said "How does New York sound?"
He said "It sounds quite loud"
So pack your pipes
Pack your chapstick
And your tights
Won't you foray out at night
And go and visit me?
We'll take your camera and go to the zoo
And take pictures of other snakes with you
And hope one turns out to be cute
I'll wake with Snake
He's soft inside but not as soft as you
I love that Snake
I love you more, he's no substitute
I'll wake, I'll wake with you soon