Little did I know shit would get so crazy,
So fast, so maybe
I'll get baked on the daily
Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy.
Little did I know shit would get this gnarly,
This quickly, I hardly
Had time to think,
Uh-uh, no time to think
If you like S&M, go choke a bitch
If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff
If you got an envelope, go open it
If you need to urinate, stop holding it
If you're mad fed up, find a bone to pick
And if you wanna get laid, then don't commit
Relax, bubble bath go soak in it
Dead broke, but you got a couple poker chips
Feeling hopeless, 'cause it's all downhill
From the moment that you're born to the moment that you're killed
Well, at least when you're dead
You could get a little G-d damn rest
See, I've been outta whack since '92
When my folks split up and I came unglued
And I haven't really slept that well since then
Staring at alarm clocks on my nightstands
But now I'm married to the kick drum
Sampling loops like they're dim sum
Tell myself I think I can, little engine
But sometimes it seems like it's all been done
I wanna end on a good note
But damn, I misspoke so
I retract everything I said
Outta rise and shine
Think I'll stay in bed
Little did I know shit would get so crazy,
So fast, so maybe
I'll get baked on the daily
Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy.
Little did I know shit would get this gnarly,
This quickly, I hardly
Had time to think,
Uh-uh, no time to think
If you want nice eyes, wear Maybelline,
If you need a new friend, pick Rachel Greene
If you wanna act wild, go make a scene
Getting paid over here, baby ching-a-ling
If you're scared to propose, then save the ring
And if he can't hit it right, fake a scream
Life sucker punch might break your spleen
So you better get used to the pace of things
'Cause basically, it's like stress non-stop
From the moment that you're born to the moment that you drop
Well, at least when you're dead