So Round So Firm So Fully Packed

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So complete front to back that's my pal

Tosted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun

She don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one

You can bet your boots had walked for miles through the snow

Just to see her tooth face smile they mentioned on the radio

If you don't think she's lot of fun just as the man who once wants

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

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So round so firm so fully packed she's for me

She's just like a money bag guarantee

Like a barfly goes for drink like a bobysocks go for Frank

And just like Jesse James he go for money in the bank

From ahead to foot she's a perfect size she's a wist

But she wears a forty-five gun that is

She's got a look that's so impression she's got furs that's sorta fashion

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal