When your tongue doubles back and mills among
The only jokes you know
And when you're spine bends that truth might be inclined
You'll come the soft Jingo
You'll come the soft Jingo
The soft Jingo
Soft Jingo
The soft Jingo
We'll stain your dusty fishbowl
Sop up your host substantial
Fact-find your gutless nieces all for their own good
Jack fog your rusty feed pipe
Spring heel ham hard torn earwell
Play tribute to Dutch courage of old-maidenhood
When your teeth chip at ugly underneath
It nests a rude hello
And after a while all the younger ones will smile
And whisper when you show
Here comes a soft Jingo
A soft Jingo
We'll stain your dusty fishbowl
Sop up your host substantial
Fact-find your gutless nieces all for their own good
Jack fog your rusty feed pipe
Spring heel ham hard torn earwell
Play tribute to Dutch courage of old-maidenhood
Soft Jingo
Soft Jingo