Valedictorian, yeah, she’s got a nose ring, she’s alright!
Captain of the football team, he’s got green hair, he stays up all night!
Chess club gets drunk before practice, and they’re all cool
At the high school
At the high school
My substitute teacher, he listens to the Melvins, he’s got style!
My TA in English drinks with us on the weekends, that girl’s wild!
The track team gets drunk before practice, and they all rule
At the high school
At the high school