My soul mate is a special girl A girl thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s just like me Sheâ"š¬â"ž¢ll share tremendous oral sex And try everything she sees She wonâ"š¬â"ž¢t be insane or hung-up Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll worship her until it hurts â"š¬í‹Å“Cuz sheâ"š¬â"ž¢s on top of my world Ewwwww, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a sad man I canâ"š¬â"ž¢t ignore what life beholds for me And Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll probably have to have sex with a lot of girls Before my soul mate reveals herself to me You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t let your heart get out of hand Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll step on it someday Maybe itâ"š¬â"ž¢s too sad to mention A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away Ewwwww, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s a sad life Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind But baby, baby, baby itâ"š¬â"ž¢s a manâ"š¬â"ž¢s life And I gotta tear up everything I find