When you've been watching the world die all day
And channel hopping won't make it go away
This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies
His dinner stolen by the government, dies
A cash collection will be organized
But this is reality I'm so sorry, dear
To be the spoilsports personality for another year
War is just a hobby for the selfish few
Busy bodies who've got nothing else to do
I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you if I could
But this is reality I'm so sorry, dear
To be the spoilsports personality for another year