Squirrels In My Pants
(Candace) ahhh! Aaaaahhhhh! Ahhhh! Aaaahhhhh! Ahh!
(Street Performer 1) Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
(Candace) ahhhhhhhh!
There are squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
(Candace) There are squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer) Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
(Background) S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background) Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
(Street Performer 2) Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Candace) Squirrels
Squirrels!
(Street Performer 2) Step right over and watch me put it...
(Background & Street Performer 2) S to the I to M to the P!
(Street Performer 2) Who you got back there watering your plants?
(Backgound) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 1) How can I qualify for government grants...
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 2) Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 1) Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
(Background) But she can't see the-
(Candace) Squirrels in my Pants!
(Street Performers) Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Candace) Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Street Performers) Step right over and watch me put it...
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Candace) aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
(Street Performer 2) If you wanna know how I'm doing this dance
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 2) Proletariat and bougoisie
(Background) Baby You Don't Need An Academic Degree
(Street Performer 1) Everybody Smellin' My Potpourri
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Street Performers) Step Right Over And Watch Me Put It Down...
(Candace) Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Street Performers) Step right over and Watch Me Put It Down, Down On The Ground...
(Street Performers) 'Cause You Know I Got It Going On
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Street Performer 1) If Your Pockets Are Empty Get A Cash Advance!
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Candace) Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Street Performer 1) If You're Losing Your Hair, Get Yourself Implants
(Street Performer 1) If You're Wrestling A Bear, Then You Ain't Got A Chance
(Street Performer 1) Old Uncle Freddy Just Rages And Rants!
(Street Performer 1) It Ain't About Love, Ain't About Romance
(Street Performers) Just Got Squirrels In My Pants!!