Stalker
She calls me on the phone,
Hoping that I'm home
And that i'm all alone
But when I say, "Hello?"
I only hear dialtone
She thinks that I'm her own
Outside my window she crept,
Watching my every step.
Chorus:
Oh, uh oh. She's following me.
Oh, uh oh. She's out of her tree.
Oh, uh oh. She's off of her rocker.
I wanna marry my stalker.
Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh. (2x)
Sometimes she says she's my mom,
Looks like she doesn't belong.
She's my own peeping-tom.
Flowers everyday,
The cops will tell her to stay,
500 feet away.
She's sleeping on my doorstep,
She hasn't heard me yet.
Chorus:
Oh, uh oh. She's following me.
Oh, uh oh. She's out of her tree.
Oh, uh oh. She's off of her rocker.
I wanna marry my stalker.
This morning she wasn't there,
I hope she still cares.
I almost gave up hope,
But today I awoke to a private note.
She said she's going to jail,
For going through my mail,
But she'll stay on my trail.
Chorus:
Oh, uh oh. She's following me.
Oh, uh oh. She's out of her tree.
Oh, uh oh. She's off of her rocker.
I wanna marry my,
I wanna marry my,
I wanna marry my stalker.