SHE CLIMBED UP ON HIS BUS, SAID THAT i'LL DO
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YA'S WANT ME TO
I GOT TICKETS TO YOUR SHOW FROM THE RADIO, (YA KNOW THEY'S FREE)
HE SAID, YOU GOT THE WRONG BUS, SHE SAID, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU'RE THAT HILLBILLY NASHVILLE COUNTRY COMEDY STAR
AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPANY
HE SAID MAYBE 20 YEARS AGO, IN A DIFFERENT PLACE
IN A DARKER ROOM, WITH A PRETTIER FACE
BUT THERE'S JUST WAY TOO MANY FISH IN TH SEA
AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH A WHALE WOULD BE THE END OF ME
DARLING, THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN DISSED
SEE, I GOT BRUNETTE'S AND BLONDE'S, RED HEADED GIRLS
DROPPING BY SOON, HEY, ROCKING MY WORLD
TURN AROUND AND GO, YOU AIN'T ON MY LIST
SEE, ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA GETS TO BE STARKISSED
BUT THERE'S JUST WAY TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH A WHALE WOULD BE THE END OF ME
SURELY, THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN DISSED
SEE, I GOT BRUNETTE'S AND BLONDE'S, RED HEADED GIRLS
COMING BY SOON, ROCKING MY WORLD
TURN AROUND AND GO, YOU AIN'T ON MY LIST
SEE, ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA, GETS TO BE STARKISSED
ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA GETS TO BE STARKISSED