Stay At Home Dad
(I'll always be ________
even when you're down and low)
Alright, baby girl lemme sing to you
You're getting your degree
Goin' to college
I'm making music
Hoping that Kanye puts me on
But if I don't make it, baby
Would you be mad at me
____________________
As your stay home daddy
I'll make you coffee
And a bagel (bagel)
And another bagel
(Two bagels)
Keep on readin' that paper
Then it's off you go
Hon, you're gonna be late
Don't forget your briefcase
Drive safe
(Please, babe)
Wake up the kids
Toast the toast
Man, I burnt the toast