I saw a girl in line at the foodstamps
She was so pretty she made me understand
That my old life was over
My new life beginning
That she was the girl
To finally make me a man
So I said, "baby move over
We set sail tonight
I wanna be your boyscout
Wanna be your wife"
I said "I am a waffle and you are the syrup
I am covered with square dents
You are sticky and sweet"
Then she said "I am a beershit that stinks up your heart"
She said "I am a pimp and you are my tart"
She said "this ship is mine and you are my slave"
She said "my name is Khan and I have ten times your strength"