Stop Hatin (skit)
Guy: Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire.
Girl: Who?
Guy: Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia.
Girl: (Raspberries) Yeah, right.
Guy: Awe cí… on man, I know you ainí… hatinon that young lady.
Girl: Oh no I ainí… hatinI mean, sheí… alright?he ainí… all that. But- she ainí…
like that.
Guy: She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright.
She just got a Grammy.
Girl: I think that was all luck.
Guy: Awe, ití… no luck- luck? This fucks me up. She got 4 million records, got
all this shit poppin movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing
here talking about ití… luck. Thatí… crazy, thatí… crazy. I doní… know who you
feeling right now, but thatí… some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks
I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I doní… know
what you talking about.
Girl: Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I doní… never see her
down town, down south street
Guy: Cuz she be busy, she got her shit poppin You doní… ever see her on South
street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to
make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, thatí… nine months outa your?
top hatin
Girl:Cí… on man! I ainí… hatin. Cí… on, I mean who she wanna be?
Guy: You all up here on this motherfucking corner with these motherfucking
baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherfucking yellow, sipping on some a
warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the fuck is you
talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherfucking extensions and 4
tracks.
Girl: Hold up, hold up.
Guy: Hold up what? What the fuck?
Girl: I know you ainí… just come at me like that!
Guy: Yeah, cuz you coming at her like that!
Girl: Ií… from the fucking hood! You fucking nappy head! Smoking cigarettes,
buying lucies from the Chinese store. You broke ass bitch. Your fucking limp
ass Tims. Cí… on now!
Guy: Awe ainí… this a motherfucker.
Girl: Ií… fucking hood! Eve doní… even know you, nigga!
Guy: Yeah I know you hood, you rusty nipple ring having ass motherfucker! Your
about?