Striped Sweater
"Hello ladies and gentelmen, I'm gonna take it down a bit,
With a little number I like to call... Striped Sweater. "
The best time to wear a striped sweater,
Is all the time,
One with a collar,
Turtle neck,
that's the kind,
Cause when you wwwweeeaaarrrr it,
That's one... Special.... Sweater.