Yes, I am a head hunter
I'm looking for the ultimate woman sex-lover
But it's hard to stay in line
So I have to take the next number
I can't find anyone in the dead of summer
But you know what? I think I'll have the fries
["Anything else?"]
Actually, give me the happy meal
With the rapper who doesn't have any skill
But has a contract for half a mil
Served up with a plague full of daffodils
That would do it for me
["Okay, well, would you really like to order, because... what is it that you want?"]
You know what? Give me a person burger
Because eating a hamburger is worse than murder
So I would prefer that
["A what?"]
Give me a million dollars, how about that?
Give me a superstar
["A superstar?"]
Yeah
["Do you want the combo for that?"]
Cause I'm a superstar
But you don't know who we are
["Just a superstar?"]
Yes, a superstar
Cause I'm known to two to a bars
And, hmm... uh-oh
Yes, a superstar
And also give me a medium drink
How about a medium Sprite?
Cause I'm exceeding them sights
Upon me with all types of digital cameras
I'm cynical, sigh, sky scanner
Whoo... a medium Sprite, yeah...
["A superstar and a medium Sprite, is that all?"]
Yes, yes, yes
["Please drive to the first window"]
Can you recommend anything?
["Umm... like what?"]
I don't know, anything, anywhere
["I don't, I don't know"]
Anything, anywhere
Cause I'm a tall, lonely teddy bear
Who occupies empty air
I'm not a millionaire, I'm a penny-aire
That's it, that's it
Thank you very much!