Can't believe that I got so down
Palpitations and goo-goo eyes
She pulled out a Tyson from out of the blue
And met with a sickening crunch
Senses reeling from too much shit
Calm and cool as a witches tit
Sometimes I think I act cosmically
With all of the shit that flew out of my lips
There's no use in asking much
Why I see her face in a million stars, I'm wondering
Thought I had good taste til I found I'd none at all
Nearly did appear as the asshole of the year
And now I'm back, the guy I've been before the idiot sat in
Can't believe that I got so down
Probably happens on a daily basis
Many millions of messed-up minds
Compete to win in the loser races
Peeling my mind like she's one of a kind
Or maybe just out to lunch