Sucks To Be Schnaef
You had to shout it out
No one even cares
I heard you like to bowl
I saw you get a spare
You have a badass name
People envy you
I saw you on t.v.
Being interviewed
You suck Schnaef, you suck big Schnaef
Schnaef!
We know where you live
It's a little city
People say you're plain
But I disagree
I'd like to tap that Schnaef
But you're so far away
This kid we know named Terry
He's very very gay
You suck Schnaef, you suck big Schnaef
Schnaef!
As I hold this coke
My breath is taken away
So please hear me out
On what I have to say
We lied to you about
All the things we said
The actual truth is
We wish that you were dead
You suck Schnaef, you suck big Schnaef
Schnaef!