Suicide Watch
Here I am once again
where we left off, where I come in
you're half-asleep to underscore
that you're the one it's over for
I'm up drinking scotch on suicide watch
I can see your shifty eyes
those 51-50 eyes
they'll never know, we'll never learn
it's ever so, forever turn
the pressure up a notch on suicide watch
I've been here before
it's the only time I ever see you any more
you're so good at this routine
and I'm a suicide watch machine
it's nice to spend this time with you
I know we'll do it again in a month or two
when I get called in on a suicide watch again
ah na na... suicide watch
I'm not much of a safety net
well what did you expect to get
when all I have to give to you
is to 51-50 you
and try not to botch another suicide watch
ah na na... suicide watch