Today was my unlucky day I missed the bus and then the train
and my boots filled up with dew
Today was my unlucky day I lost my conkers in a game
then I lost my marbles too
Today was my unlucky day
I broke the swing down by the lake
and I fell in two
A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the muck and I was fallin'
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me
Today was my unlucky day I sat down underneath the tree, but all the leaves fell off
Today was my unlucky day I went down to the library, but all the books were out
Being read by other eyes
Being learned by other spies for their information
Page by page and book by book
They'll learn how to play hook a dook
and beat the system
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me
Today was my unlucky day
I broke the swing down by the lake
and I fell in two
A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the mud and I was fallin'
Through the centre of the Earth and I'm wondering
How does this thing gravity work?
Because I think I must be halfway there
Will you stop me before Australia ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
Well I'll be comin' home for you
I heard that you're in bits hope I can fix it
I'm coming home to heal your wounds
I've got a needle and thread to stitch back up your head
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me