Sunday's On The Way
The demons were planning on having a
party one night.
They got beer, Jack Daniels, and pretzels,
a little red wine, some white.
They were celebratin how they crucified
Christ on that tree.
But Satan, the snake himself, wasn't so at ease.
Well, he took his crooked finger,
And he dialed the phone by his bed,
To call an old faithful friend,
who'd know for sure if he was dead.
He said "Grave, grave tell me,
did my plan fail?"
Ole Grave just laughed and said
"Ah man, the dude is dead as nails."
On Friday night, they crucified
the Lord at calvary,
But he said, "Don't dread, in three days
I'm gonna live again, you'll see!"
When problems try to bury you,
and make it hard to pray,
It may seem like Friday Night,
but Sunday's on the way!
A tranquilizer and a horror flick,
could not calm Satan's fear.
So Saturday night, he calls up the grave,
scared of what he'd hear.
"Hey, grave, what's going on?"
Grave said,
"Man look you've called me twice,
and I'll tell you one more time boss,
the Jew's on ice."
The devil said, " Man grave,
you remember when,
Old Lazarus, was in his grave.
You see everything was cool
then four days later...
BOOM, old Lazarus, he was raised.
Now, this Jesus,
he is much more trouble
than anyone has ever been to me,
And look grave it's got old devil scause this man said
he'll only be dead three."
On Friday night, they crucified the Lord
at calvary,
But he said, "Don't dread, in three days
I'm gonna live again, you'll see!"
When problems try to bury you,
and make it hard to pray,
It may seem like Friday Night,
but Sunday's on the way!
Sunday morning Satan woke with a jump,
Ready to blow a fuse.
He was shaking from the tips of his
pointed ears,
To the toes of his pointy shoes.
"He said grave tell me is he alive,
I don't wanna lose my neck?"
Grave said "your evilness
maintain your cool
devil you are a wreck"
Grave said Cool your jets Big D,
my sting is still intact.
You see Jesus is dead forever
take it from the grave brother
he aint never coming back.
So just mellow out man,
just go drink up or shoot up,
but look devil just leave old grave alone
And I'll catch you la... la...
Oh no! Oh no! OH NO!
OH NO! Somebody's messin' with the stone!"
Well, then the stone was rolled away,
and it bounced a time or two,
and an angel stepped inside,
and said, "Yo I'm Gabriel, who are you?
If you're wondering where the Lord is,
at this very hour,
I tell ya he's alive and well,
with RESURRECTION POWER!"
Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary
But he said don't dread
He said in three days you can even count em boys
Im gonna be kickin again you'll see
When problems try to bury you
and make it hard to pray
It may seem like Friday Night
But i say Sunday
I'm here to tell you Sunday
The devil hates Sunday
I tell you Sunday is here to stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!