Suntan and a Cellular Phone

I am so cool

I'm simply cooler than you

I see you're waiting for phone

But boy I carry my own

I'm so smooth

I'm so suave

I'm so tan...I'm a hell of a man

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I've got a suntan and a cellular phone

It's nice to see you, but I've gotta go

My phone is ringin'

Goin' ding-a-ling-a-ling

Somebody's callin'

I think it's for me

I just love to drive and talk

On my cellular phone

It's hard to steer

Or shift the gears

But I look so cool with a phone to my ears

Chorus:

I look real neat when I'm talkin' on the street

I know the guys and gals are starin' at me

I'm down, I'm hip

I hardly ever trip, when I'm not lookin' down

At the sidewalk

Chorus:

Mr., Here's your scrambled eggs and

your order of toast

Hey I'm on the line to the other coast

I don't have time to eat my food

When I'm on the phone

I'm just not in the mood

I am so cool

I'm simply cooler than you

I see you waiting for phone

But boy I carry my own

I'm so smooth

I'm so suave

I'm so tan

I'm a hell of a man

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