Sweet Transvestite
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:]
How do you do
I see you've met my, faithful, handyman
He's just a little brought down
'Cause when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sensational, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
[Brad Majors:](spoken)
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
[Janet Weiss:](spoken) Right!
[Brad Majors:](spoken)
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:]
Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sensational, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night
[Riff Raff:] Night!
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Or maybe a bite
[Columbia:] Bite!
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sensational, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
[Chorus:] Sweet Transvestite!
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] From sensational
[Chorus:] Transylvania
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici.....pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom