Grab her by the tail or by the whiskers
Pull her close and try to kiss her
You rubbed her back to make her purr
You pulled her tail to make her wail
And licked the nip when all else failed
Oh pussycat don't be so bad
Best little kitty that I ever had
They say a dogs a man's best friend
So pussycat let's not pretend
Oh kitty kitty please come here
Don't hiss and moan when I come near
Don't bite my neck don't scratch my eyes
I'll take away those dull eyes