TABASCO IS HOT, BURN YOUR TONGUE
TABASCO ROCKS, PUNCTURE YOUR LUNG
PUT IT ON PRETZELS JUST FOR FUN
DON'T GO CRYING TO YOUR MUM
You can put Tabasco on anything
you can really taste the spice
its better than eating your food
covered in head lice
TABASCO AIN'T COLD, NOT FOR ICE
TABASCO AIN'T BAD, BUT IT IS FOR MICE
PUT IT ON HAM JUST FOR ME
IT TASTES NICE, YOU WILL SEE
You can put Tabasco on anything
you can really taste the spice
its better than eating your food
covered in head lice
HEAD LICE AREN'T GOOD, ESPECIALLY TO EAT
EXCEPT WITH TABASCO AND A SIDE OF MEAT
LICE AND TABASCO, COOKED IN A POT
TASTY AND NICE, I LIKE IT A LOT
You can put Tabasco on anything
you can really taste the spice
its better than eating your food
covered in head lice