There's a place
In San Anton
Where I can go
And not feel alone!
Tacoland
It's a panacea
Tacoland
They're always glad to see ya
You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland
When I feel
My world is lost
I go to Tacoland
And I get really tossed!
I wish my band would always pla-a-ay
Tacoland, I want to sta-a-ay
You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland
There's a girl with dirty hair
She's got her dress up in the air
She tells a lot of jokes
Tacoland
We ate a lot of figs
They passed around a bottle
And we took a lot of swigs
It's nature's plan
To go
On
Down to Tacoland
Tacoland
Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit in beautiful downtown
San Antonio, Texas