I got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
There's a sty in my eye, and it makes me want to cry
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Well, we danced all night, and I was all out of breath
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Now I'm fearing for my life, "˜cuz you're dancing me to death
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
I know you can do it
You're the only one
I know that someday you will free me
Oh, Kathy, come on, take it away
Well, I feel about as dirty as a boy could get
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
And you're beating on my heart like an old drum set
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
There's a voice in my head, keeps my feelings so distorted
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Says I'm a bad, bad boy, and I'll never be rewarded
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
I know you can do it
You're the only one
I know that someday you will free me
Oh, Kathy, take it away
My hands! My hands! I can't feel my hands!
My legs! My legs! I can't move my legs!