Eyeing the gauges, we'll take it in stages
Your marks picked up when you dropped all your majors
"What's that statue", that's a mystery
A very weak grasp of Australian history
We're just like kids at the moratorium
Your Juni Morosi to my Jim Cairns
In the Great Love Story of our time
Settle back sister now it's gonna be fine
Pull over for a cut lunch in the sun
Baby this is Life 101
Easy on the wheel, heavy on the throttle
It's my Plato to your Aristotle
And we're taking the uni student out to the country
Taking the uni student out
Taking the uni student out to the country
Ice bait smokes drinks ice bait smokes drinks
Ice bait smokes ice bait smokes drinks...
You could never stand too close to me
Pumping in the gas at the Golden Fleece
"I'll have two Paddle Pops and a copy of
The collected works of Nabokov"
We'll never make it back to the city in time
The lecture starts at a quarter to nine
Gonna need to stop for a rest real soon
Got just enough money for a rented room
And we're taking the uni student out to the country
That's the plan...