You talk about the weather
Sun's out, it's gonna rain
It's gonna pour down.
Take a drive, no car
Take walk, let's stay home
And fool around
You talk about religion
Moses, Jezebel
Go to church, go to bed
Godspell, go to Hell
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty
You talk about politics
White House, whore house
Revolution, prostitution
President, Mickey Mouse
You talk about music
Chopin, too square
Heavy metal, too loud
Top twenty, who cares?
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse, White House
Filthy naked poses, Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism, communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can, Chopin.
You talk about painting
Van Gough, kiss my, ear
Gaugin, go where?
Van Dyke, she's queer
You talk about Shakespeare
Romeo, or Juliet
Dickens, good idea
Oliver Twist, not quite yet
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse, White House
Filthy naked poses, Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism, communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can, Chopin
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty