Teddy Roosevelt's Guns
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
You're a genteel rent boy choking on your tongue
And your bankers vain plazas never nurtured no one
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun
And your cities all collapsing while
Your corrupt mayors shrug
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your grownups all gone bankrupt
And their children all on drugs
And your doe-eyed policeman demanding more guns
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your disdained farmers waiting on the flood
Kanada, oh, kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Overfed and easy led and twisting in the wind
Your senators in diapers, all stinking of gin
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I have always been your son
Shop and save
Beneath the western sun
Bought and paid for with
Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns