Teenage Gluesniffer (King, Weasel)
Queers
Beat Off
Teenage Gluesniffer (King, Weasel)
John Rioux was his name
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hated his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning
CHORUS:
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well he's only twenty-two
His diet is quite rude
Rat's Denny's and pukes
CHORUS
He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerk off
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
etc.