Pedal bin, washing up rack, Santex She goes to the bakers to buy a loaf Ah, she keeps forgetting it's changed into the Tropicana Tanning Salon
Mrs Brown sits at the counter pricing down some old stock The Moon's A Balloon, two copies of Every Loser Wins, Noel's Blobbyland Deluxe Edition There's not much left on the doorstep recently "Something to do with eBay", Johnny reckons He's bidding on it now for a Subbuteo catalog '81-'82 He'll win it, put it in a draw, and forget he ever bought it
And not knowing exactly what you're waiting for
Teenage winter coming down Teenage winter throws a gown Over every place I've been
The phone rings in Gary's flat: "Can I speak to Mr G. Staid, please?" He hangs up and takes Tony the milk "See you in the Hat And Fan at seven"
Gary can't believe the Claremont Road pitch is going to be covered in executive housing He talks about the Newcastle game, Boncho's debut But Tony can hardly hear him They took the jukebox out, and the Aussie bar staff are playing the Red Hot Chili Peppers He tells them what he thinks
And not knowing exactly what you're waiting for
Mums with pushchairs outside Sainsburys They'll never buy a Gibb Brothers record again Their old 45s gathering dust The birthday cards they couldn't face throwing away Teenage winter coming down Teenage winter coming down