Original dogamuffin Shags man
Ay pretty gal I man play hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Woman now a days, no give no man respect
Or call man dog and take man fi puppet
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a take set
'Cause me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get
How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing
Them the gal know what is with the God-damn act
When you call them name them upon them back
When hoax them name them talk 'bout them fi cut
Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot
Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat
When they hear wrong number, loaded gun, ha
When you tell her you're yored, comfortable and relaxed
Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock
Take the telephone, now ready fi go call Pott
A guy I love the number and a woman answer then
Hello, hello, me ask Peter Pott, I say
You have the wrong number, this is a laundromat
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no