Thank God It's Monday

Monday is my favorite time of year

I'm gonna tell you what I really think

I like about Mondays

'Cause they feel like Saturdays

When you don't got to go to work

Every day is a holiday

I wake up when I want to

I do anything I wanna do

Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays

I can't do what I wanna do

Sold out at the movies

Can't eat at the restaurants

Everybody want a good time

But the bar's full of cigarette smoke

I think I'll stay home

I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a five day weekend

I gotta year long holiday

Thank God it's Monday

The only place that I gotta go be

Is at the show or on the first tee

Thank God for irony

Never mind the aggravation

Modulation

Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays, Wednesday

'Cause they're kinda like Christmas, New Years

Come to think about Wednesdays, Thursday

Are a little like Hanukkah, every day is good

Thursday's thanksgiving

I'm talking about good living

I'll think I give thanks

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday