Today I sat and smoked myself to cancer Thinking about the dancer at the bar That a crush could just implode 'Til it became a grudge eclipsing every star
And yes I know my addictions run the gamut The drugs, the smokes, the booze, the 24 But you can't make the turkey colder Let me list the things about you I abhor
You led me off the plank and left me queasy
You swore that you were taken when I met you But yes you did undress me from afar You skip amongst the mines Just a product of the endless empty grind
You lack the curves that prove a proper lady A slender slave with sluttish, sleepy eyes Though once I was emoting I have found another be my guest and die
Warm-glancing, entrancing And now I'm through with all your sick sad ranting
And now I glide through the silky sky Your machine has grown gangrene And now I see right through your lies
Her village now that I know that I've become her You'll never ever ever ever ever ever in a god damn millennium