Stayed out about two hours too late And now it's hard gettin' out of this bed Man, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last night Now he's an ache in my head Stubbed my toe on the dresser, and I guess It's too late to shower and do my hair
Hell, half the day is gone And nothin' else could go wrong, whoa, oh When times are tough, it's time to shop And my credit card'll buy a lot, whoa, oh What's another bill to pay?
Got twenty-six messages on my voice mail And I've only called my best friend back And I told her: "When it comes to my life these days "I'm somewhere between a cry an' a laugh." She said my Mom just called her And said I look like I've gained five pounds
Ho, oh, slip into my fat jeans Overdose on mint ice-cream Treat the day just like a dream, whoa, oh Hope I see someone I know And I'll smile and put on a show Say I got somewhere to go, whoa, oh Everyone's got something to say
Standin' still on the interstate And I swear some old lady Did she just flip me the bird?
Ha ha, it's gotta go up from here And nothing's gonna interfere, whoa, oh Gonna buy myself some flowers And then spend a couple a-hours Talkin' to my higher power, whoa, oh Ask Him why life's this way Yeah, I'm gonna ask Him why my life's this way (Why's my life this way?) There's just no tellin' what He's gonna say Oh, it's just that kind of day