The A.L. Is a Junior Circuit
Madison Bloodbath
Calling a doctor would be a pretty nice gesture.
My hands are slow moving and my mind is fading faster.
But for now I'll just self-medicate.
I'm going to drink through all the fevers and drip-dry every bar in town.
I'm going to smoke two packs an hour.
These past few weeks have been a blur to me.
And though I claim I don't need anything...
Please don't fall asleep, 'cause I'm staying up tonight.
These feet desperately need help walking straight lines.
Disregard the mumbling and broken English, it's the indication that my meds are kicking in.
Call in the Camel, he goes great with a bottle.
This party won't be kicked off right unless we double up on the poison.
To hell with all those fairy tales whereby dark times turn lighter, where the hero overcomes each trial and he comes out all the stronger.
These past few weeks have been a blur to me.
And though I claim I don't need anything...
Please don't fall asleep, 'cause I'm staying up tonight.
These feet desperately need help walking straight lines.
Disregard the mumbling and broken English, it's the indication that my meds are kicking in.
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