An anvil's black and shiny
It's very heavy too
So watch out, my chubby friend
Or one will fall on you
On me? Heh hah huh huh
That wasn't pretty
But it had to be done
Heh huh huh huh huh, great song, heh huh huh huh
Neato completo yippie
It's unstoppable
Call in the national guard
Or Tonya harding's bodyguard
Let's sing it again, I lovey-dovey loved it
Okay
It's made of solid iron
It weighs a ton or two
We know you'd like to meet it
It wants to meet you too
Huh hu
Yay, let's do it again
Now it's gettin' scary