My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now
I don't gotta walk 'cause I can apparate now
I'm a good learner and I learn real good
Ever since I learned how to apparate I feel good
I feel on top of the world!
Metaphorically!
Though I could go there if I wanted to
But I don't, so leave it alone, okay?
Now you see me
Now you don't
Go on, order me to sit still
'Cause I won't sit still, I'm a smooth apparater
Check my magic, don't be a hater
Harry Potter in France
Sacr탩 bleu!
Harry Potter in Japan
So kawaii!
Something on the top shelf
Who can reach?
Harry Potter probably can
I'm your guy!
Harry Potter on a farm, yeah why not?
Harry Potter in space, feeling great
'Cause there ain't no place Harry Potter can't grace
When I a-a-a-a-a-apparate
To the left!
Harry Potter
To the right!
Harry Potter
Outta sight!
Make you wanna apparate all night!
UH!
To the left!
Harry Potter
To the right!
Harry Potter
Outta sight!
Make you wanna apparate all night!
YES!
But I can never apparate away from my fate
And I can never escape the day I'll face the hater
Who scarred my face and laid my family to waste
Voldemort is his name, and I'm gonna have it erased
All right! Yeah! Harry Potter!
V! I was a baby when we last met, now I'm a man
And I can do magic way better than you can
I'm a superstar, maybe you heard of me?
Oh right, I killed you once
That didn't even occur to me
But I'm not that baby, son
No, it's not 1981
I'm Harry Potter, big and swole
So Voldemort, you know your role
And shut your mouth and keep it closed
Or I'll punch you in your nostril holes
'Cause there ain't no Horcrux I can't reach
And there ain't no Dark Lord in the future, naw
Give it up for Harry Potter (What's that?)
Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?)
Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh yeah?)
if you don't you probably oughta (Damn right!)
Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book!)
Don't mess with Harry Potter (dDon't mess!)
Everyone loves Harry Potter (Yeah!)
He's a real good lyrics writer
What do I want to be when I grow up?
I'm Harry Potter, damn it, I should know
When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17
But really, where else can I go?
Spoiler alert:
When Voldemort is dead, thanks to me
Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape
(Snape) Snape's dead, thanks to Voldemort
Yeah and Dobby the elf's in a tiny little grave
And even Hedwig wasn't saved
How can I just be Harry when I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary?
I know some charms and incantations
But I don't know how the hell I haven't died
I have sick thoughts that I'm ashamed to mention
Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Privet Drive
But I won't go back home
I'll tell where I'll be
I'm going to the only place where I can just be me
Yeah, there's just one place you'll find me
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
Gonna buy me a ticket
Gonna go on a ride
This place really gets who I am on the inside
Everywhere I look I see my own life
Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife
And it's beautiful here in the Florida sun
The butterbeer is second to none
And the Dragon Challenge blows my mind
Who needs a broomstick? THIS is flying
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
Yeah, at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
Forbidden Journey... Awesome!
Zonko's Joke Shop... Amazing!
Flight of the Hippogriff... Not bad!
I'll never go back to England again
I don't need school and I don't need friends
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando