When you're down in the rubbish Looking for some of my old songs When you're riding on my coat-tails
Put the pen to the contract And you'll never come back You'll be pushed into the back of van With a bag around your head I'm the boy that you let die
And as I'm waltzing through the graveyard To the Ballad of the Toad Eaters Well, our lawyers can't decide
This is the Ballad of the Toad Eaters