Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain    
La de da de de, la de da de da    
Charleston was once the rage, uh huh    
History has turned the page, uh huh    
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh    
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh    
  
The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh    
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh    
And men still keep on marching off to war    
Electrically they keep a baseball score    
  
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce    
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss    
The cars keep going faster all the time    
Bums still cry "hey buddy, have you got a dime"