Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So, just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
And you know that classic rock
Does not interest me
People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember,
Back when XPN was good
And I hate what they've done, to XPN
Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station
Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation
Well it's brunch with The Beatles
And a tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that radio
It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
You'd better stay away from me
I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
Well friends there ain't no radio,
Here in our city
-OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to?
-My name's Will Junior.
-And what do you do Will Junior?
-Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shhop ???
-And what can I play for ya?
-Well, how about a block a' the Blahs dudee?
-Sorry, just played a block of the Blahs ffor the guys at the sandal
store
-Aw, man, well, how about a block a' Fleettwood Mac?
-Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola
factory.
-Oh man...
-But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I sennd you a $20,000 gift
certificate from Bob and Jerry's world of wicker?
-Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!