(I've seen London, I've seen France
And I've seen more than underpants
I've seen Spain and I've seen Rome
And I've seen things you hide from some)
You're never gonna be completely free
You never shoulda broken up with me
I was actually where you cut the bride's bouquet
One of these days I'm gonna make you pay
I've seen the way you hug and treat your wife
And now I'm finding out about your life
I've seen the way you watch the Food Network
I really think you are the biggest jerk
I've seen when you don't brush your teeth at night
And you will realize I was mostly right
I know you'll think that this is really gross
But I've been living here inside your house