The Boy Is a Tramp
[Verse 1]
Where were you when I wrote this song
Were you sleeping inside of a disco ball
With an even stranger face painted on the wall
So this is it
When I feel like I'm five miles tall
I can crawl through a crack in your psychic head
And trace on your body what the tarot cards have said
[Chorus 1]
But before you turn off the lamp
Just remember the boy in your bed
He is just a tramp
[Verse 2]
There he is
Watch his eyes cast a leer
He's as friendly as a cave full of laughing bats
He's as subtle as brick or an airplane crash
But he's true, he's true
[Chorus 2]
Just remember the boy in your head
The boy's just a tramp
The boy is a tramp
[Chorus 3]
But before you go holding his hand
Just remember the boy in your life
He's just a tramp
[Outro]
The boy is a tramp
And he's a tramp
The boy is a tramp
The boy is a tramp
The boy is a tramp
The boy is a tramp