Who's always giving Strong Bad a hand?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's always messin' up Homestar's plans?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's gonna start a rock '' roll band?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's "Making out with Marzipan"?
The Cheat, The Cheat
The Cheat, The Cheat is in the house
Who's the man that looks like the Cheat?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's the one with yellow feet?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Cheat, The Cheat
Who's the one from 21 jump street?
not The Cheat, not The Cheat
The Cheat, The Cheat