T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the whore house and me from the jail
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A fat little red faggot hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer
That's the end of my story - funny wasn't it, you see?
She didn't even . . .
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my, zima zima mommy fah
I'm going to say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me, give them a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahhh
Ahhh
Ahhh
Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima, never, never, not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day