I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal,
But I am a man of my words, though they be strange and absurd
I'm just trying to keep it real.
And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet
And if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you,
You know I would do it.
Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls
and wearing our hats even when it's not cold.
I'll never relate to your city peeps
'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets.
I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you.
You should know that I love it when you sing,
But I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things.
Regardless, I'd be heartless without you.
Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time,
And the last time that I did I regretted it
I can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear
'Cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me
You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any asshole you don't like.
Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives.