The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time;
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures of the Mormons in Utah know.
He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose.
Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
Sixteen women wrong.
The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul,
Lonely women flocked to him and he loved them all.
The train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposed
The bonds of the matrimony in the sweetest prose.
The ladies got together and decided they'd been had
This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan, man!
We've got to give you credit we was happy for a time
But you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong.