If you wanna know something, I'll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that's something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
Is it right, Is it wrong, me making up this song
I just sit around all day thinking about that thong
We could start a family, give money to charity
Even when you glare at me, I know you wanna marry me
It's getting hard to keep track, on the floor, on your back
You think you're picking up the slack, the truth is that I think you lack
Look at me, I'm alone, In my bed, On the phone
Staying up late every night, trying so hard to be polite
It's pathetic I know, I watched you come, I'll watch you go
I don't believe in a god, you say you do, so you're a fraud
I know it's hard to understand, you're the girl, I'm the man
I'm the one who's got the gun, you're the one who makes me run
It's kinda hard to be strong, when everything I do is wrong
Maybe you're just too stupid, maybe you got hit by cupid
But that's hard for me to see, the way you act so unfriendly
I guess I think that you're insane, I'll let you go, blow out the flame
If you wanna know something, I'll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that's something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
The other day I saw your name, on the medicine that you gave me
It was weird, I felt weak, In my stomach, by the sink
I never knew I cared so much, yes I did cause you're my crutch
And I'm yours, but I knew that, I can't believe I lost my hat
At the club, ran into you, you were with your friends too
Went and ditched the rubber I had, didn't want to make you mad
But then you went and disappeared, and I started to feel weird
Looked around for you all night, got into a couple fights
Finally I called you up, you said that you wanted to fuck
Got into a cab and came, back to my place, just the same
As we'd done a thousand times, a thousand shots, a thousand limes
Drew a line in the sand, now it's gone, what's the plan
You said you took 10 steps back, I felt like I was on crack
But that's just the way it goes, better put back on your clothes
On second thought let's take them off, slide back in and never stop
I'll lay down, you get on top, you know my broken bed's so soft
If you wanna know something, I'll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that's something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
Now this is where I wrap things up, acting like I don't give a fuck
Gotta say I don't love you, even though you know I do
It's just that we fight all the time; too many times we crossed the line
I know you think that I'm to blame; I know you think that I'm insane
But if I am, then what are you? How can what you said be true?
On second thought, wait I forgot, I'm sure that it's probably not.
How can I believe in you, when I know you're a liar too
All I ever wanted was for you to be my Mrs. Claus
Growing old and gray with me, death do us part, respectfully
But I guess that it was all a dream, and I guess we never meant a thing
You were always there for me, but you never cared for me
So I guess I never cared for you, and somehow now I think it's true
Thinking back over the time, we spent together, yours and mine
What a waste, what a disgrace. It's funny, I'm glad it took place.
There was something real. There was something right. I think about you every night
I don't know how I'll live my life. Guess I love you more when you're out of sight
If you wanna know something, I'll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that's something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you.